I'm typing this with an ice cream stick in my mouth.

Yah because I like to suck on ice cream sticks.
I prefer sucking on ice cream sticks as compared to actually eating the ice cream.
I may have OCD!
OMG!

I was sleeping just now in the afternoon, actually not sleepy lah, but then nothing to do so decided to sleep hahah -.-

Phone rang and I was like WTF.
Thought it was Papa or sth oops :/

Unknown number.
To pick or not to pick?
Pick up lor.

Said hello very seductively.
*groggy voice
HELLO?!

Some Fillipino woman goes "...Standard Chartered Bank... Return profits on loans.. Percentage percentage percentage... yadayadayada..."

Wtf, is this like karma or sth for not paying attention for Math & Econs??

"Many customers... Many interested... If you dun mind me asking, what is your monthly salary?"

"ERR..I DUNNO..COS I'M STILL SCHOOLING????"
Bitch.

"Oh you are a student ah, thank you for your time."

Fish it.

Thinking about it now, actually its kinda funny.
Hahah!

And suddenly remembered "OMG WHAT IF I WAS DREAMING??"
But I'm not, proven by call log.
Yes ah! :)

But seriously, do these people acually dial random numbers and go on & on about God-knows-what?

I remember the other time in the car, Dad's phone rang and he asked all of us to shut up.
[Di & I doing very bad rap impersonation. Still got all the hand sign all that. Yo yo brudder whats cooking ma homies??? Mum tsk-tsk-ing us & trying to believe that she actually gave birth to us. Hahah funny!]
And then he picks up the phone "Hello?"
And then he keeps real quiet, & I thought he received some bad news or what.

And then..

"SORRY I'M IN A MEETING NOW. CAN YOU CALL ME BACK LATER?"
Hang up.

Me: Err who was that?
Dad: Some bugger from HSBC.

Lol wtf.

Anyway I ended up using this line on him for dunno how many years, very hilarious.
"SORRY I'M IN A MEETING NOW. CAN YOU CALL ME BACK LATER?"

Ok nvm, I'm in this mood to just type and poor telemarketers ended up being my victims heheh.

Actually I'm super scared for tmr, just trying to put up a very brave front.

If only, if only ONLY.
Sianed ttm!

Confessions to girlfriend, crazy banana & the insane one just now.
Heheh.

Yes ah! Got kfc date with Mama tmr! :D
Mama always my superhero when I need her siah.

Currently whining to Di to watch STAR WARS hahah -.-

I don't think I will be sleeping the whole night hahah.
So message me if bored ok? :D

Oh, and I only RingDingDong-ed TWICE today!
Once when stoning on my way home & the other at home before conking out.
Oh but when on my way home, Papa called halfway thru RingDingDong lor, so cut off, so I don't think its counted ok!

So there you go Papa: I. AM. NOT. OBSESSED.

Though its kinda cool that you actually stalk me, & end up taking pictures of my blog [omg!] and putting it on your blog.
Actually you take advantage of me only lor.

Oh and so what if I ring people's ding dong huh Papa?
Actually you Pussy in the well only.

No I know already!
You jealous I never ring your ding dong rite??
I can't lah Papa [like I want to bleah], cos thats incest TTM!

HAH!
I feel so much better now :D

Remember to message me!
Omg so desperate.